Jennifer Lopez blesses us lowly mortals with her children's names

One week after her children's birth, Jennifer Lopez has decided that we, the little people, are worthy to know the names of her progeny. If you haven't heard them yet, then you are in for a rare treat. Brace and humble thyself. The children's names are: Max and Emme! *gasp* And, even better, TMZ points out they're totally ripped from a PBS show about kids who hang out with dragons!