Jennifer Lopez gives J-Birth

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a Boy and Girl early this Morning. Okay, this is getting J-tarded. Anyway, mom and kids are healthy and People has the exclusive details instead of me - again. Jerks:

The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.
"Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon," Lopez's manager Simon Fields tells PEOPLE exclusively.

While I didn't have the exclusive birth details, I do have this statement issued by Marc Anthony's sworn enemy He-Man:

"I'd like to extend a heartfelt congratulations to Skeletor from all of us here at Castle Greyskull. Enjoy this magical time with your precious miracles. I look forward to battling over the fate of Eternia in the near future. I also anxiously await a newly-inspired J-Lo's return to the studio. I'm a huge fan. If that surprises you, c'mon, I wear nothing but fur underwear and boots. You do the math. He he! Tootles!"

He-Man then issued an additional statement:

"Just to be clear I like to party with dudes. Call me, sillies! Ciao!"

He was last seen riding off with Battle-Cat to get Mango Smoothies. No whipped cream because "that's for fatties." (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lopez pregnant pics

Jennifer Lopez attends the Marchesa Fall 2008 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008, NYC, 2008/02/06

Father Confirms Jennifer Lopez Is Expecting Twins

News Jennifer Lopez's father David Lopez confirmed in an interview on the Spanish-language show 'Escándalo TV' that the Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony are expecting twins. "Yes, twins," David said. "The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it's a hereditary thing." Papa Lopez added, "I'm very proud. Jennifer has yearned to be a mother for many years." (popdirt.com)